Enjoy the bank holiday weekend folks

Suns out, so that means the Irish girls will be too. Have fun.

Get behind Emma Kiernan Fine Gael

The push for votes for Emma Kiernan of FG continues in Kildare. The newspapers have picked up the story and she's come out of it all smelling like roses.

If you would like to get behind her - here is The Official Vote for Emma Kiernan Facebook page.

And to the right is Emma (front) leading a pack of cheerleaders on the floor.

Redheads

Very rare to see a really hot redhead these days (email me with pics if you disagree).

But here is firebrand Lisa Kavanagh from Cork.

Me likey a lot.

Emma Quinlan - One to watch

Signed with the "bscene" model agency, Emma can be described quite simply as being "a bit racy".

Can't really see her doing a Laura Ashley shoot somehow.

Anyway, here she is with a snake. Naturally.

Maria Parodi 2

I'm still firmly behind (I so wish) Emma Kiernan of FG and was disappointed to see in Metro this morning that Maria tops the poll for sexiest election poster. While Emma's Facebook pics wipe the floor with anything I've seen from the other party girls, I guess Maria's has struck a chord. Here she is in action on the podium - cute. But no Emma Kiernan

Miss Bebo Ireland - Cheryl

Wild horses yady yaddy yaddy....

FYI - Lili Forberg on the camera here again. She does top notch photography. Lili let me know if you're happy / unhappy to use the shots on this site. They are wonderful and we recommend anyone wishing to photograph themselves to use Lili we do.

Miss Ireland 2006 - Sarah Morrissey

Apparently this wee vixen was a 40-1 outsider to win Miss Ireland back in '06. That seems very long to me. However I'm sure Sarah would utter those same words back if she saw the Scheitgeister emerging from the shower each morning. I crack even myself up sometimes you know. Photo credits to the amazing Lili Forberg - she does some fantastic shots of Irish ladeez

If want to know how to "enter" Miss Ireland.......

Orlaith McAllister Big Brother

Fantastic bird. Fantastic View.

Emme Kiernan. The votes are in and you are the Scheitgeist number 1.

Emma Kiernan of Fine Gael letting her hair down and boy does she look stunning.

In support of her and to address any of the journo hacks who may use these photos to undermine her career, Emma appears to be a fun loving, outgoing and vivacious lady who knows how to enjoy life.

The Scheitgeist has now officially closed the poll and is now 100% in support of Emma Kiernan for the Kildare local elections.

America had it's Sarah Palin to brighten up their election - we have just found our darling in Kildare.

Get out and vote Emma Kiernan!

TV3 Collette - Further probing

They do look fab!

Before the Corrs, we had the Nolan sisters

These Irish girls single handedly invented the camel toe by wearing some of the tightest pants ever to be seen. Here is a rare pic of them in swimsuit mode - its working for me big time. The Nolan sisters and Linda herself in Daily Sport Jacquzzi pose. I'm in the mood....

In March 1990 Linda was acclaimed as cabaret club female vocalist of the year

That Macari bird. Part 2

This one looks like a complete handful and words cannot express how inappropriate I wish to be with her.

For fantastic shots of her and Irish celeb gossip, do check out the good people at showbiz.ie.

Nadine Coyle Youtube Stalker

Even the Scheitgeister frowns upon this behaviour. Rewinding and slowing down a video, then posting it up on youtube. I mean frankly isn't that a little weird.

Nadine Coyle, slowed down and rewound for you. That sounds like a P Diddy sex move doesn't it!

Vote Toireasa Ferris

For the emerging fan base of Shinners golden girl Toireasa Ferris, here's her nomination acceptance speech.



Some chap who clearly doesn't get out much commented on youtube "This chick is hot2death! Pity the world doesn't know Ireland's got the hottest politician ever!"

Troisea Ferris, new darling of the Irish electorate. We wish her well here.

Caught flat at the back

Mrs Robbie Keane, Claudine Palmer. If you're fond of the A Cup, bottle of hair dye and WAG behaviour. Not for me, but taste is in the eye of the beholder.

By popular request. More Goergia Salpa

Had a few emails asking, so here you go gents.

Rachel Kavanagh. Awarded "Most Invited"

This little Vamp, Fair City actress Rachel Kavanagh topped last year's Social & Personal poll of the 50 Most-Invited people of 2008.

Social & Personal publisher P.J. Gibbon said of the list: "Some people think that it's all about those who are seen falling out of nightclubs early in the morning and know how to party, or the ones who'd show up to the opening of a microwave oven, but it's actually judged in terms of the people who everyone wants to see at their opening or launch or whatever it might be."

The top ten is as follows:

1. Rachel Kavanagh

2. Miriam O'Callaghan

3. Louis Walsh

4. Lisa Fitzpatrick

5. Ryan Tubridy

6. Glenda Gilson

7. Lorraine Keane

8. Bono

9. Rosanna Davison

10. Morah Ryan

Scheitgeister commented "The celeb scene in Ireland really is a bloody awful cess pool when you stand back impartially isn't it PJ".

Andrea, careful opening your mouth.

Andrea Roche is absolutely beautiful, no doubting it. Its the drone in her voice that always bugs me when she speaks at Miss Universe Ireland or TVNow award ceremonies. Here she is in all her glory with an unfortunate youtube clip that demonstrates to budding young beauties the fact there's a time to open your mouth and there's a time to keep it closed.

If you plan on chatting Andrea up anytime in the future, you'd do well to learn from this clip as she likes to be asked "straight forward basic questions". OK guys?

Ride on, see you, I could never go with you.......

Alison Doody. The Godmother of sexy Ireland. Wasn't she in an Indiana Jones movie once?

Well here she is as a Bond girl (Think it was View to a Kill, but happy to be corrected on that). And sternly corrected if Alison herself wishes to apply a horse whip to me.

Doody is currently filming a role in the latest Danny Dyer film.

Why Alison, why?

Enter the blueshirt.

Not much happening over at FG apart from George Lee promising to sort this recession out for us.

Thanks to "Cathal" for the heads up on this little dark horse though. The one ray of light in FG is that they have Emma Kiernan, running in Kildare. In our analaysis of election babes, this is where it gets interesting. If my trawl through the boards is accurate, then we have two images of Emma to compare.

1. A sexier shot from her Facebook site.
2. A more prim and proper shot from her official election poster.

We prefer tarty Emma round at the Scheitgeisters - what do you think.

Arctic Spas - Making gingers sexy

Up the Pole

With similar threads on anfearrrua and boads.ie, momentum is gaining in the race to annoint Ireland's sexiest political candidate. Fianna Fail have just upped the anti and made this race dead bloody serious. I present to you Anna Michalska, from Poland, running in Kilkenny and from my own scan of the message boards, pushing the girl with the golden bullet, Shinner's Toireasa right to the final count. I'm excited, its official.

With the entry of Anna (I know, I know), this race has just achieved Defcon 1 proportions.

Deadliest Catch.

Suzanne McCabe has had it rough recently according to yesterday's Evening Herald and she has the full "no strings attached" sympathies of the Scheitgeister.

A MODEL who suffered a partially collapsed lung just days after modelling a bikini in heavy rain has no plans to ditch the job.

However, Killiney beauty Suzanne McCabe has been forced to give up her beloved hobby of diving after doctors warned it is too dangerous.

Suzanne (26) is now recovering at home but faces more tests this week as doctors decide whether they need to insert a tube into her chest to remove air.

"It was definitely a case of burning the candle at both ends. I had a chest infection for two weeks and I was on antibiotics. I had to call the doctor to my house as I was very sick. But I continued to work more than I ever have," she told the Herald.

"One day, at the end of April, I was doing a clothing and swimwear shoot for a top retail chain. For the swimwear part, I had to go out to the Grand Canal. I was on antibiotics and I was coughing my guts up.

"I then had to got to Swords for a shoot with a tanning company and I had to run out to the races in Punchestown for more work.

I give you Síle Ní Bhraonáin.

Sile does presenting work on TG4 apparently and in her own words "is a regular in the Roisín Dubh pub in Galway city ".

If thats not a reason for us Dubs to rush the Bus Eireann ticket office immediately and head down to Eyre Square en mass I don't know what is. One one of the most stunning young Irish cailins you will ever see.

How do I tune in TG4 again?

Great website to check out.

For more vintage advertising of this ilk.

Aer Lingus - a lesson in partial nudity.

Ryanair are basically an officially sanctioned human trafficing apparatus. The video a few posts down shows them disgracefully forcing Eastern European girls to strip and pose against their will, allegedly.

Aer Lingus are into nakedness in a different way. Here they are removing the clothes of 999 people.

Shinners brighten up the race for EU seats.

Gentleman I give you Toiréasa Ferris, Sinn Fein candidate for the EU seat in the south. Thats bandit country to you and I (and probably Toireasa too). Aged 28, she's a member of Kerry County Council(since 2003) and Tralee Town Council(2008).

If politics doesn't work out for her I'm sure there's a seat at the TG4 weather girl table.

Here's what she stands for.

Just how hot was Thelma?

Thelma Mansfield - pic from 1968 when women were really women. Apologies for resolution but this is well worth even the slightest of glimpses.

Smokin. Thelma now sells art.

Emma Ledden - where is she now?

There are not enough words to express how much I loved this girl and wanted to worship at the foot of her altar. Ireland's answer to Cat Deeley, Emma Ledden. She's doing very well at PR and Media training now. See for yourself here.

TV3 # 1 of many many more to come

Indeed. Having realised from the outset that their own programming was muck and would continue to be so for the foreseeable future, TV3 took the initiative early on to blast RTE's grip on the nation's viewers out of the water. Their plan a simple one. Recruit the entire AA roadwatch presenting staff in what media circles are still calling the "Night of the long knives", when Lorraine Keane et al upped and left poor old Conor Faughnan at the roadwatch studios singing into his own mike. Literally. The girls must have realised they had better faces for TV.

Here's a personal TV 3 fave of mine. Colette Fitzpatrick. The word "ample" springs to mind. Photo credit on the "ample" pic goes to showbiz.ie. Great shot lads.

Sho ya right about Seoige

The death of the Seoige Show was a sad day in the Scheitgeister's dorm. Essential afternoon viewing gents. Two red hot sisters on a couch together for the whole afternoon. I should say no more.

Here's Grainne a few years ago, arguably at her very peak.

Far right is a recent shot of Sile, complete with early Grainne bob, looking every bit as gorgeous.

If it just wasn't so wrong....

Foxy Politics - the Devil in Miss Jones

Catriona Jones, running for some local job in Lucan on the Labour ticket.

Sensual eyes, good "labour red" lippy and looks like she's the business.

Labour are streets ahead in the Scheitgeist Poll so far.

"Miss beauty with a purpose"

If anyone can help me explain what pageant "Beauty with a purpose" is and what purpose this little "kitty kat" has in the world please, drop The Scheitgeister a line.

Niamh Walsh, officially crowned by someone, "Miss beauty with a purpose".

I so would though.

Nadia Forde

You work hard all your life. You hope and pray your children grow up to be happy and prosperous. You give them every opportunity to shine in life and to realise their full potential. You save for their college fees.

One day your daughter comes home from work and says she got paid to pose in a bikini outside the FM104 Roadcaster.

Well what would you do?

Here's the current babe du jour among all the Dublin PR agencies, Nadia Forde.

Linkage to her Assets page.

Two onion rings and a battered sausage. Queen of the chippers Ms Macari...

For most of us, a visit to the chipper is a drink fuelled affair. They're anything but sexy aren't they. Chippers that is. Well Virginia Macari blows that theory out of the water and judging by this teeny bikini pic, she no stranger to a battered sausage or two. If this image isn't enough to whet your appetite - here are the meanderings of Sunday Indo Ginger Journo Barry Egan to give you some background.

"In the early Noughties, glamorous fashion designer Virginia Macari was a staple of the social diaries and the fashion pages. Her bling designs and high-octane lifestyle were always a talking point, particularly when she and her partner of eight years had an Italian wedding worthy of 'Hello!' Two months later, it was all over. Now living a quiet life with her new lover in Marbella, she tells Barry Egan where it all went wrong before it turned out right again"

Barry, don't you ever stop doing what it is you do.

Fas Girl - Naturalisation at its best.

This lady is the first "guest of the nation" to be featured here on the Scheitgeist - expect many more. Here she is as featured in the Fas campaign (below). And the above shot was a publicity shot from her assets days.

Georgia Salpa, guest of the nation and face of Fas. Note the removal of poodle perm increases sex appeal. A recurring theme methinks.

Come fly with me

Air Hostesses. At their peak they offered us whiskey, 20 john player blue and a flash of leg - all on board mid flight gents - now its scratch cards and jenifer lopez perfume for knock down prices. I miss the old days.

Here's the, and I quote from youtube, "uncutted" version - behind the scenes of the Ryanair calendar last year.

Deep inside the brunker

Whether its in her previous size 16 days or new slimmed down size 8 phase, Amanda was always a favourite in the Sheitgeist dorms.

Sadly we don't see enough of her online.

More skin shots please folks.

Like this one.

More swimsuit shots here.

New Glenda Glad Eye

The Scheitgeister has to admit when he is wrong. And I was very wrong in my earlier years about Glenda Gilson. This girl has gotten such a hard time from the meeja hoors in Ireland and its time to leave her alone.

But why the turnaround you ask? As a red blooded Irish man I'm all for finding an emotional connection, peeling beneath the surface and seeing whats inside - but at the end of the day, the fact that Glenda has gotten rid of that black poodle perm she once had and gone for a straight jet black czech porn star effect - well I'm now officially what the boffins in marketing call a "late adopter" to the lure of New Glenda.

And Glenda, I'm just gonna say what we know you're thinkin here - The Bod's new fling is a hound.

Here's New Glenda....assume the position boys...

Glenda

Showbusiness for ugly people?

Well well. Just when you thought that Irish politics would never recover from the departure of Liz O'Donnell PD - "Pretty devastating" - those pervs in Dail Eireann have hatched a cunning plan to distract us from the fact that we're broke. The plan is an age old one. Give them a bevvy of beauties and the electorate shall follow.

This is Maria Parodi, local election candidate and the future of South east inner city Dublin, and looking at her election poster I'm starting to wonder what does she really mean by "being active in the local community for several years".

The scheitgeister's vote is yours Maria.