The Scheitgeist

Hayley Ryan

2009-12-04T13:44:00.002Z

Hayley shit

Marta Borkowska

2009-10-24T11:10:00.003+01:00

Dublin based model. Portfolio here.

Jenny Lee Masterson again

2009-10-24T11:05:00.001+01:00

Lynx Movember

2009-10-22T09:24:00.004+01:00

Its that time of year when men grow the mo' for a good cause. And what do the innovative PR agencies of Ireland do. Why they call on Nadia, Louise and Georgia of course...

Danialla Moyles

2009-10-01T14:34:00.002+01:00

Continuing on the a favourite theme of mine. The impact of a hair do on a chick's desireability. Danialla Moyles. Before - a blonde glamour model vibe. After - short bob. We like the short bob. Black string bikini helps too. Lose the bloke though.

Serious news story and blatant excuse to show flesh

2009-09-11T13:42:00.003+01:00

With all of the rumblings about Fas misplacing tax payers money left right and centre, notably in the back pocket of the advertising industry "Con Men", its worth reminding ourselves of some of our money they put to good use. I give to you again, Georgia "Fas girl" Salpa. Money well spent. If the commission found out that taxpayers money funded her boobs, would we really be so annoyed. Thought not.

Gillian Quinn

2009-09-08T09:27:00.003+01:00

So there I am, setled in jammies and slippers watching the late late show on Friday and it appears Gillian Quinn (Mrs Niall Quinn), guest last Friday on Tubridys debut show, has followed the lead of Glenda and Georgia and removed the poodle perm too.

Hot!

BB Norin Kelly

2009-08-22T11:11:00.001+01:00

Out of the house and out of her bra. A standard formula for female BB evictees. May it never change.

BB Orlaith Yoga

2009-08-20T20:54:00.001+01:00

Hoh yeah!

Sarah Kavanagh

2009-08-16T19:21:00.001+01:00

...would get it!

Glenda

2009-08-15T09:23:00.003+01:00

Good enought to eat

Diana Donnelly Miss Ireland

2009-08-11T15:27:00.005+01:00

Touch of the Jessica Biel. Best of Irish luck to you girl.

Shake your maracas

2009-08-09T17:53:00.002+01:00

Any bloke with his babedar on in Dublin has seen the bus shelter ads for the lynx beach party. Well here's the usual Irish model suspects doing the usual bikini PR shot. Long may this continue we say.

TV3 Bikini Time

2009-08-05T09:55:00.002+01:00

Its that time of the year....for more of this lark, check out http://www.thebikinishop.ie/

Boner & sarah mcgovern,ruth o neill ,corina graham and pippa o connor

2009-07-22T13:55:00.001+01:00

Magnificent.

More Georgia....

2009-07-22T13:41:00.004+01:00

...more tissue wipes please.

Lots more here.

Amanda Brunker

2009-07-22T13:39:00.002+01:00

Where can I buy one?

Nadia Forde and Georgia Salpa with Ronaldo from Tallaght

2009-07-22T13:18:00.004+01:00

The less and less they wear, the more beautiful they look. Isn't that funny?

Miss Diva Next Door

2009-06-25T12:35:00.001+01:00

Loads of birds trying to win a nightclub beauty pageant in West Dublin.

Sexy times.

Launch of Miss Ireland 2009

2009-06-23T13:49:00.003+01:00

Its back and its better than Miss Universe Ireland. So say these Mollies anyway.

Glenda Gilson Follow Up

2009-06-18T16:26:00.001+01:00

Words cannot express how hot we think she is...

Launching sometime in 2009 - Irishbabes.tv

2009-06-18T15:11:00.002+01:00

Coming soon and nothing to do with The Scheitgeist.

Assets Model Agency Reel

2009-06-18T15:03:00.000+01:00

This is how hard Assets models work. Very very hard.

TV3 Xpose team report on Miss Ireland Universe

2009-06-18T15:00:00.002+01:00

This is how hard Andrea Roche works

TV3 Xpose team report on boobs

2009-06-18T14:57:00.001+01:00

TV3 with their fingers on the pulse of the nation as bloody usual

Rachel Brady - AKA Abi from Dream Team

2009-06-17T15:53:00.002+01:00

Sexy blonde, nordy accent, loads of ralgex spray and magic sponges on Fletch's groin. Ring any bells?

Reminds me of Sunday evenings still hungover waiting for Ibiza uncovered to come on.

Louise "The Bod" Kavanagh

2009-06-17T14:55:00.002+01:00

Fighting it out with Nadia Forde for battle of the bikinis and described in todays "Orish Stare" as The Bod.

You can see why.

(Again credits to Lili Forberg - Ireland's leading lifestyle photographer).

Lisa Murphy

2009-06-17T12:13:00.002+01:00

When Celtic Tiger girls go nuts on plastic surgery.

Hayley Ryan

2009-06-17T12:11:00.001+01:00

She's a model

Emma Quinlan - No snake this time

2009-06-17T12:09:00.001+01:00

Marvellous

Amanda Brunker - Part 632

2009-06-16T20:23:00.002+01:00

She's really beautiful. In a non restraining order against bloggers who adore her kind of way.

Irish News of the World Score Angels

2009-06-16T15:52:00.005+01:00

These birds tour nightclubs and places like that as a kind of Irish version of the Swedish bikini team. You may recognise Lisa Marie from the Spirit TV ad a few posts down in this movie.

These girls give puppy fat a good name. Scroll to 1min 13 seconds for booty heaven at the Toys for big boys show in Dublin last year.

The Clinic's Leigh Arnold

2009-06-16T13:53:00.006+01:00

Check out the beautiful soft hair, so gently coloured, tender tanned skin - lotioned for protection against the suns rays and to achieve total body hydration, fullsome chest, gloriously whitened teeth, manicured nails, plucked eyebrows to die for and oh those joyous pout lips.

But enough about Marcus, Leigh looks fab too!

Incidently, Marcus changed the name of his South William Street restaurant Number Ten to Il Pomo D’Oro (which translates from Italian to either ‘tomato’, ‘golden apple’ or more bizarrely, ‘golden knob’).

Rachel Allen - Celeb Chef

2009-06-15T15:51:00.003+01:00

She can cradle the balls… stroke the shaft… work the pipe… and swallow the gravy.

Una Healy - The Saturdays

2009-06-15T15:28:00.001+01:00

She's from Ireland and she can sing.

Top pins!

Victoria Smurfit

2009-06-15T15:12:00.000+01:00

Nothing like a bit of posh totty.

Little Seoige

2009-06-13T12:34:00.002+01:00

They grow up so fast you know.

Even more Sile ni cupla focail

2009-06-12T23:42:00.003+01:00

I'm going to the bathroom and I may never return.

Caroline Morahan

2009-06-12T23:34:00.003+01:00

Serious bappage. Good girl Caroline!

Some bird - name unknown.

2009-06-12T23:26:00.003+01:00

Snapped at Misshotspots.ie beauty pageant at Dandelion nightclub.

I'd say she takes it like a champ!

More Leah O'Reilly

2009-06-12T23:09:00.004+01:00

Quite splendid.

M.I.L.F Alert

2009-06-10T15:20:00.002+01:00

Celia Holman Lee. Her name is a mouthful. Fit for an auld wan.

Orla McAdam Apprentice 2008

2009-06-10T15:06:00.002+01:00

A smokin hot blonde from the sticks who knows how to make the best out of what she has I think you'll agree.

I'd have her hosed down before I made her feel like a lady I would.

Social Diary - Random birds

2009-06-10T15:01:00.002+01:00

You know the deal. Random birds who pop up at the back of Tatler and Image - here's 2 bits of totty - Anne O’Sullivan and Aisling Quigley photographed at last years Q-Ball in some posh Dublin hotel.

Deelish

Nadine Coyle

2009-06-09T11:39:00.003+01:00

It's all there isn't it.

Club 92 - Shoot your goo - the club of love - club skoobie doo

2009-06-09T09:51:00.005+01:00

Manys the fond memory the Scheitgeist crew has of prowling these hallowed halls. Here's Miss Club 92 2009 and a few runners up. Cue Spandau Ballet "True" and the Scheitgeister taking to the erection section.

Big Brutha - Miss Noirin Kelly

2009-06-08T12:21:00.004+01:00

New BB housemate from Dublin, Norin Kelly, claims she is hit on by men on average 25 times a night. These pics support this protestation and we at Scheitgeist Dorms have moved our campaigning from the Emma Kiernan local election forum to Norin's claims of BB victory.

Tidy....

Spirit Nightclub Dublin TV Ad

2009-06-06T13:56:00.003+01:00

Hmmmm. Don't ever remember my Spirit nights being like this. But then that's advertising for you.

Claire Tully. Glamma Modul

2009-06-06T13:45:00.001+01:00

Claire Tully, Irish Glamour Model. Nice tum.

I really can't get enough of this woman

2009-06-05T14:09:00.003+01:00

You know when you just go through phases of obsession...

I can't get enough of this woman

2009-06-04T17:34:00.005+01:00

Miss Leah O'Reilly - Irish Model

2009-06-04T17:16:00.002+01:00

Jaysus this woman could breast feed a creche.

Forthcoming Miss Universe Ireland 2009 - Serious Stuff

2009-06-04T14:01:00.006+01:00

According to Sexgod, Rosanna Davison, host of this years pageant - "It looks really good this year, the standard is very high. The winner will need to be confident and have an ability to express themselves -- it's just not about who's the prettiest," she said.

Thats what we're talking about here in the Scheitgeist dorm. For too long pretty models have been walking away with these awards, unchecked and unscrutinised. Cast aside the looks, the swimsuits, the high heels - we want our Miss Universe Ireland to be able to express themselves.

Well express this Ms Lynn Kelly, Miss Universe Ireland 2008....

For information, the winner will represent Ireland at Miss Universe 2009. The first runner up will enter Miss Europe 2009. The Second Runner Up will enter Miss Tourism Queen International 2009. The Third Runner Up will enter Miss Intercontinental 2009. The Fourth Runner Up will enter Miss Globe International 2009.

That all sounds like perfectly good rude fun to me.

Redheads Follow Up - Even more Lisa Kavanagh

2009-06-04T10:11:00.004+01:00

A touch of the Angie Everheart about her don't you think. Arguably Ireland's hottest redhead. Where can I buy one?

TV3 Valentines Lingerie Catwalk Show

2009-06-04T09:54:00.002+01:00

Independent national television at its best, top of its form and in its prime.

Avril Compton, emerging Irish model - Who is she?

2009-06-04T09:33:00.002+01:00

Who cares, I'd ride her into battle.

Jenny Lee Masterson

2009-06-04T09:21:00.002+01:00

More insightful press reporting from the nations favourite tabloid, The Evening Herald.

If anyone can identify excatly which part of the Herald's reporting on Jenny-Lee is in the public (that's pubic with an L) interest, do drop me a line...

By Lorna Nolan

Saturday May 23 2009

Model Jenny-Lee Masterson has devastated her army of loyal male fans by stepping out with a new beau.

The blonde beauty has struck up a relationship with handsome musician Sam Bejaoui.

The smiling pair were more than happy to pose for the cameras as they chatted and joked with photographers at the premiere of the Shawshank Redemption at the Gaiety Theatre.

Limelight

"They were very close and seemed very at ease together," one guest revealed.

"Sam seemed very comfortable in the limelight and had no problem posing for his picture with Jenny-Lee. Everyone was joking with him that he must be foreign because of his dark looks and unusual surname.

"But he was quick to set them straight and said that he's 'Irish through and through and was born and bred in Dublin'."

Romance

However, the two, who are said to be enjoying the early days of a blossoming romance, are keen to stay tight-lipped about the details of their new relationship.

Sam, a Dublin northsider, is involved with local eight-piece band The Soul Brothers, and plays the guitar with the blues and soul group.

The singer's band replicates the style of the Blues Brothers.

Samantha Mumba

2009-06-03T14:06:00.002+01:00

To quote a learned and esteemed former lecturer of the Scheitgeister: "I'd break her back doors down".

Rosanna, Rosanna

2009-06-02T09:12:00.003+01:00

I don't freackin care who her Dad is. Rosanna Davison is by a country mile, one of the most beautiful Irish ladies ever. Rosanna is also very smart too with a B.A. in Sociology and the History of Art. She also graduated in May 2007 from the Fitzwilliam Institute with a Diploma in Event Management with PR awarded by the Public Relations Institute of Ireland.

All vital academic achievements to have under your belt for that tricky bikini shot in the Star.

As its 31 weeks to Christmas, here is a special greeting from the lady herself.

Enjoy the bank holiday weekend folks

2009-05-29T12:09:00.001+01:00

Suns out, so that means the Irish girls will be too. Have fun.

Get behind Emma Kiernan Fine Gael

2009-05-29T10:06:00.004+01:00

The push for votes for Emma Kiernan of FG continues in Kildare. The newspapers have picked up the story and she's come out of it all smelling like roses.

If you would like to get behind her - here is The Official Vote for Emma Kiernan Facebook page.

And to the right is Emma (front) leading a pack of cheerleaders on the floor.

Redheads

2009-05-28T15:32:00.003+01:00

Very rare to see a really hot redhead these days (email me with pics if you disagree).

But here is firebrand Lisa Kavanagh from Cork.

Me likey a lot.

Emma Quinlan - One to watch

2009-05-28T15:03:00.002+01:00

Signed with the "bscene" model agency, Emma can be described quite simply as being "a bit racy".

Can't really see her doing a Laura Ashley shoot somehow.

Anyway, here she is with a snake. Naturally.

Maria Parodi 2

2009-05-28T14:19:00.002+01:00

I'm still firmly behind (I so wish) Emma Kiernan of FG and was disappointed to see in Metro this morning that Maria tops the poll for sexiest election poster. While Emma's Facebook pics wipe the floor with anything I've seen from the other party girls, I guess Maria's has struck a chord. Here she is in action on the podium - cute. But no Emma Kiernan

Miss Bebo Ireland - Cheryl

2009-05-28T12:47:00.002+01:00

Wild horses yady yaddy yaddy....

FYI - Lili Forberg on the camera here again. She does top notch photography. Lili let me know if you're happy / unhappy to use the shots on this site. They are wonderful and we recommend anyone wishing to photograph themselves to use Lili we do.

Miss Ireland 2006 - Sarah Morrissey

2009-05-27T15:43:00.003+01:00

Apparently this wee vixen was a 40-1 outsider to win Miss Ireland back in '06. That seems very long to me. However I'm sure Sarah would utter those same words back if she saw the Scheitgeister emerging from the shower each morning. I crack even myself up sometimes you know. Photo credits to the amazing Lili Forberg - she does some fantastic shots of Irish ladeez

If want to know how to "enter" Miss Ireland.......

Orlaith McAllister Big Brother

2009-05-27T09:46:00.002+01:00

Fantastic bird. Fantastic View.

Emme Kiernan. The votes are in and you are the Scheitgeist number 1.

2009-05-26T14:20:00.006+01:00

Emma Kiernan of Fine Gael letting her hair down and boy does she look stunning.

In support of her and to address any of the journo hacks who may use these photos to undermine her career, Emma appears to be a fun loving, outgoing and vivacious lady who knows how to enjoy life.

The Scheitgeist has now officially closed the poll and is now 100% in support of Emma Kiernan for the Kildare local elections.

America had it's Sarah Palin to brighten up their election - we have just found our darling in Kildare.

Get out and vote Emma Kiernan!

TV3 Collette - Further probing

2009-05-26T14:08:00.002+01:00

They do look fab!

Before the Corrs, we had the Nolan sisters

2009-05-26T14:02:00.003+01:00

These Irish girls single handedly invented the camel toe by wearing some of the tightest pants ever to be seen. Here is a rare pic of them in swimsuit mode - its working for me big time. The Nolan sisters and Linda herself in Daily Sport Jacquzzi pose. I'm in the mood....

In March 1990 Linda was acclaimed as cabaret club female vocalist of the year

That Macari bird. Part 2

2009-05-25T14:04:00.002+01:00

This one looks like a complete handful and words cannot express how inappropriate I wish to be with her.

For fantastic shots of her and Irish celeb gossip, do check out the good people at showbiz.ie.

Nadine Coyle Youtube Stalker

2009-05-23T17:31:00.001+01:00

Even the Scheitgeister frowns upon this behaviour. Rewinding and slowing down a video, then posting it up on youtube. I mean frankly isn't that a little weird.

Nadine Coyle, slowed down and rewound for you. That sounds like a P Diddy sex move doesn't it!

Vote Toireasa Ferris

2009-05-23T17:23:00.004+01:00

For the emerging fan base of Shinners golden girl Toireasa Ferris, here's her nomination acceptance speech.

Some chap who clearly doesn't get out much commented on youtube "This chick is hot2death! Pity the world doesn't know Ireland's got the hottest politician ever!"

Troisea Ferris, new darling of the Irish electorate. We wish her well here.

Caught flat at the back

2009-05-23T17:15:00.003+01:00

Mrs Robbie Keane, Claudine Palmer. If you're fond of the A Cup, bottle of hair dye and WAG behaviour. Not for me, but taste is in the eye of the beholder.

By popular request. More Goergia Salpa

2009-05-23T14:22:00.001+01:00

Had a few emails asking, so here you go gents.

Rachel Kavanagh. Awarded "Most Invited"

2009-05-22T13:41:00.003+01:00

This little Vamp, Fair City actress Rachel Kavanagh topped last year's Social & Personal poll of the 50 Most-Invited people of 2008.

Social & Personal publisher P.J. Gibbon said of the list: "Some people think that it's all about those who are seen falling out of nightclubs early in the morning and know how to party, or the ones who'd show up to the opening of a microwave oven, but it's actually judged in terms of the people who everyone wants to see at their opening or launch or whatever it might be."

The top ten is as follows:

1. Rachel Kavanagh

2. Miriam O'Callaghan

3. Louis Walsh

4. Lisa Fitzpatrick

5. Ryan Tubridy

6. Glenda Gilson

7. Lorraine Keane

8. Bono

9. Rosanna Davison

10. Morah Ryan

Scheitgeister commented "The celeb scene in Ireland really is a bloody awful cess pool when you stand back impartially isn't it PJ".

Andrea, careful opening your mouth.

2009-05-22T13:02:00.003+01:00

Andrea Roche is absolutely beautiful, no doubting it. Its the drone in her voice that always bugs me when she speaks at Miss Universe Ireland or TVNow award ceremonies. Here she is in all her glory with an unfortunate youtube clip that demonstrates to budding young beauties the fact there's a time to open your mouth and there's a time to keep it closed.

If you plan on chatting Andrea up anytime in the future, you'd do well to learn from this clip as she likes to be asked "straight forward basic questions". OK guys?

Ride on, see you, I could never go with you.......

2009-05-22T12:37:00.004+01:00

Alison Doody. The Godmother of sexy Ireland. Wasn't she in an Indiana Jones movie once?

Well here she is as a Bond girl (Think it was View to a Kill, but happy to be corrected on that). And sternly corrected if Alison herself wishes to apply a horse whip to me.

Doody is currently filming a role in the latest Danny Dyer film.

Why Alison, why?

Enter the blueshirt.

2009-05-22T12:29:00.007+01:00

Not much happening over at FG apart from George Lee promising to sort this recession out for us.

Thanks to "Cathal" for the heads up on this little dark horse though. The one ray of light in FG is that they have Emma Kiernan, running in Kildare. In our analaysis of election babes, this is where it gets interesting. If my trawl through the boards is accurate, then we have two images of Emma to compare.

1. A sexier shot from her Facebook site.
2. A more prim and proper shot from her official election poster.

We prefer tarty Emma round at the Scheitgeisters - what do you think.

Arctic Spas - Making gingers sexy

2009-05-21T14:36:00.001+01:00

Up the Pole

2009-05-21T13:50:00.004+01:00

With similar threads on anfearrrua and boads.ie, momentum is gaining in the race to annoint Ireland's sexiest political candidate. Fianna Fail have just upped the anti and made this race dead bloody serious. I present to you Anna Michalska, from Poland, running in Kilkenny and from my own scan of the message boards, pushing the girl with the golden bullet, Shinner's Toireasa right to the final count. I'm excited, its official.

With the entry of Anna (I know, I know), this race has just achieved Defcon 1 proportions.

Deadliest Catch.

2009-05-21T10:52:00.005+01:00

Suzanne McCabe has had it rough recently according to yesterday's Evening Herald and she has the full "no strings attached" sympathies of the Scheitgeister.

A MODEL who suffered a partially collapsed lung just days after modelling a bikini in heavy rain has no plans to ditch the job.

However, Killiney beauty Suzanne McCabe has been forced to give up her beloved hobby of diving after doctors warned it is too dangerous.

Suzanne (26) is now recovering at home but faces more tests this week as doctors decide whether they need to insert a tube into her chest to remove air.

"It was definitely a case of burning the candle at both ends. I had a chest infection for two weeks and I was on antibiotics. I had to call the doctor to my house as I was very sick. But I continued to work more than I ever have," she told the Herald.

"One day, at the end of April, I was doing a clothing and swimwear shoot for a top retail chain. For the swimwear part, I had to go out to the Grand Canal. I was on antibiotics and I was coughing my guts up.

"I then had to got to Swords for a shoot with a tanning company and I had to run out to the races in Punchestown for more work.

I give you Síle Ní Bhraonáin.

2009-05-21T10:45:00.003+01:00

Sile does presenting work on TG4 apparently and in her own words "is a regular in the Roisín Dubh pub in Galway city ".

If thats not a reason for us Dubs to rush the Bus Eireann ticket office immediately and head down to Eyre Square en mass I don't know what is. One one of the most stunning young Irish cailins you will ever see.

How do I tune in TG4 again?

Great website to check out.

2009-05-21T10:15:00.003+01:00

For more vintage advertising of this ilk.

Aer Lingus - a lesson in partial nudity.

2009-05-21T10:07:00.002+01:00

Ryanair are basically an officially sanctioned human trafficing apparatus. The video a few posts down shows them disgracefully forcing Eastern European girls to strip and pose against their will, allegedly.

Aer Lingus are into nakedness in a different way. Here they are removing the clothes of 999 people.

Shinners brighten up the race for EU seats.

2009-05-20T11:03:00.000+01:00

Gentleman I give you Toiréasa Ferris, Sinn Fein candidate for the EU seat in the south. Thats bandit country to you and I (and probably Toireasa too). Aged 28, she's a member of Kerry County Council(since 2003) and Tralee Town Council(2008).

If politics doesn't work out for her I'm sure there's a seat at the TG4 weather girl table.

Here's what she stands for.

Just how hot was Thelma?

2009-05-19T23:50:00.000+01:00

Thelma Mansfield - pic from 1968 when women were really women. Apologies for resolution but this is well worth even the slightest of glimpses.

Smokin. Thelma now sells art.

Emma Ledden - where is she now?

2009-05-19T21:08:00.000+01:00

There are not enough words to express how much I loved this girl and wanted to worship at the foot of her altar. Ireland's answer to Cat Deeley, Emma Ledden. She's doing very well at PR and Media training now. See for yourself here.

TV3 # 1 of many many more to come

2009-05-19T16:55:00.001+01:00

Indeed. Having realised from the outset that their own programming was muck and would continue to be so for the foreseeable future, TV3 took the initiative early on to blast RTE's grip on the nation's viewers out of the water. Their plan a simple one. Recruit the entire AA roadwatch presenting staff in what media circles are still calling the "Night of the long knives", when Lorraine Keane et al upped and left poor old Conor Faughnan at the roadwatch studios singing into his own mike. Literally. The girls must have realised they had better faces for TV.

Here's a personal TV 3 fave of mine. Colette Fitzpatrick. The word "ample" springs to mind. Photo credit on the "ample" pic goes to showbiz.ie. Great shot lads.

Sho ya right about Seoige

2009-05-19T13:00:00.000+01:00

The death of the Seoige Show was a sad day in the Scheitgeister's dorm. Essential afternoon viewing gents. Two red hot sisters on a couch together for the whole afternoon. I should say no more.

Here's Grainne a few years ago, arguably at her very peak.

Far right is a recent shot of Sile, complete with early Grainne bob, looking every bit as gorgeous.

If it just wasn't so wrong....

Foxy Politics - the Devil in Miss Jones

2009-05-19T12:39:00.000+01:00

Catriona Jones, running for some local job in Lucan on the Labour ticket.

Sensual eyes, good "labour red" lippy and looks like she's the business.

Labour are streets ahead in the Scheitgeist Poll so far.

"Miss beauty with a purpose"

2009-05-18T13:59:00.000+01:00

If anyone can help me explain what pageant "Beauty with a purpose" is and what purpose this little "kitty kat" has in the world please, drop The Scheitgeister a line.

Niamh Walsh, officially crowned by someone, "Miss beauty with a purpose".

I so would though.

Nadia Forde

2009-05-18T13:51:00.000+01:00

You work hard all your life. You hope and pray your children grow up to be happy and prosperous. You give them every opportunity to shine in life and to realise their full potential. You save for their college fees.

One day your daughter comes home from work and says she got paid to pose in a bikini outside the FM104 Roadcaster.

Well what would you do?

Here's the current babe du jour among all the Dublin PR agencies, Nadia Forde.

Linkage to her Assets page.

Two onion rings and a battered sausage. Queen of the chippers Ms Macari...

2009-05-18T13:36:00.000+01:00

For most of us, a visit to the chipper is a drink fuelled affair. They're anything but sexy aren't they. Chippers that is. Well Virginia Macari blows that theory out of the water and judging by this teeny bikini pic, she no stranger to a battered sausage or two. If this image isn't enough to whet your appetite - here are the meanderings of Sunday Indo Ginger Journo Barry Egan to give you some background.

"In the early Noughties, glamorous fashion designer Virginia Macari was a staple of the social diaries and the fashion pages. Her bling designs and high-octane lifestyle were always a talking point, particularly when she and her partner of eight years had an Italian wedding worthy of 'Hello!' Two months later, it was all over. Now living a quiet life with her new lover in Marbella, she tells Barry Egan where it all went wrong before it turned out right again"

Barry, don't you ever stop doing what it is you do.

Fas Girl - Naturalisation at its best.

2009-05-18T13:18:00.000+01:00

This lady is the first "guest of the nation" to be featured here on the Scheitgeist - expect many more. Here she is as featured in the Fas campaign (below). And the above shot was a publicity shot from her assets days.

Georgia Salpa, guest of the nation and face of Fas. Note the removal of poodle perm increases sex appeal. A recurring theme methinks.

Come fly with me

2009-05-17T22:41:00.000+01:00

Air Hostesses. At their peak they offered us whiskey, 20 john player blue and a flash of leg - all on board mid flight gents - now its scratch cards and jenifer lopez perfume for knock down prices. I miss the old days.

Here's the, and I quote from youtube, "uncutted" version - behind the scenes of the Ryanair calendar last year.

Deep inside the brunker

2009-05-17T20:18:00.001+01:00

Whether its in her previous size 16 days or new slimmed down size 8 phase, Amanda was always a favourite in the Sheitgeist dorms.

Sadly we don't see enough of her online.

More skin shots please folks.

Like this one.

More swimsuit shots here.

New Glenda Glad Eye

2009-05-17T14:43:00.001+01:00

The Scheitgeister has to admit when he is wrong. And I was very wrong in my earlier years about Glenda Gilson. This girl has gotten such a hard time from the meeja hoors in Ireland and its time to leave her alone.

But why the turnaround you ask? As a red blooded Irish man I'm all for finding an emotional connection, peeling beneath the surface and seeing whats inside - but at the end of the day, the fact that Glenda has gotten rid of that black poodle perm she once had and gone for a straight jet black czech porn star effect - well I'm now officially what the boffins in marketing call a "late adopter" to the lure of New Glenda.

And Glenda, I'm just gonna say what we know you're thinkin here - The Bod's new fling is a hound.

Here's New Glenda....assume the position boys...

Glenda

Showbusiness for ugly people?

2009-05-17T14:26:00.000+01:00

Well well. Just when you thought that Irish politics would never recover from the departure of Liz O'Donnell PD - "Pretty devastating" - those pervs in Dail Eireann have hatched a cunning plan to distract us from the fact that we're broke. The plan is an age old one. Give them a bevvy of beauties and the electorate shall follow.

This is Maria Parodi, local election candidate and the future of South east inner city Dublin, and looking at her election poster I'm starting to wonder what does she really mean by "being active in the local community for several years".

The scheitgeister's vote is yours Maria.